THE LINE
Someone called themselves the retarded bull. One line, no thesis, no disclaimer. A joke about denial, posted and forgotten.
“you're retarded if you think no bull run again.”
LIVE ON ROBINHOOD
COMMUNITY OWNED
THE RETARDED BULL
“you're retarded if you think
no bull run again.”
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$Fling
ROBINHOOD
🐂 ONLY UP
BULL RUN AGAIN🐂NEVER SELLING★DENIAL AS A STRATEGY🐂CRUDE BY DESIGN★COMMUNITY OWNED🐂CULTURE IS THE TREASURY★
LIVE MARKET
On-chain numbers go live at launch on Pools.trade. No thesis. Just conviction.
$Fling / USD
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CONTRACT ADDRESS · ROBINHOOD
THE LORE
It started with a simple idea.
THE COIN
Then the internet did what it does best: turned the meme into a community coin on the Robinhood ecosystem. No corporate polish. Just culture with a ticker.
Suddenly the joke was a bag — riding a coin that, in the bull’s own words, only goes up.
THE CHAOS
Markets nuke. Timelines scream. Tops get called early. Bottoms get called late. Most memes fold the second it gets ugly.
The bull doesn’t fold.
Conviction stays on.
THE COMMUNITY
No savior complex. No fake partners. The community owns the narrative — memes, energy, and the refusal to sell the joke.
That’s when the meme became something bigger than a one-liner.
THE MIRROR
Where polished finance is clean, prophetic and carefully worded, this bull is the crude mirror. Raw internet culture. Zero pretence. Maximum conviction.
A joke about denial became a position. The position became a ticker. And the ticker became a community on Robinhood.
You don't need a complicated thesis when the thesis is: bull run again.
THE CREED
No thesis. No roadmap. No disclaimers. Just conviction with the safety off.
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DENIAL AS A STRATEGY
Every cycle top gets called early. Every bottom gets called late.
The bull just keeps buying.
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CRUDE BY DESIGN
No fake roadmap. No corporate partnerships. No pretending the meme is something it isn't.
The meme is the product.
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COMMUNITY OWNED
Born for the timeline. Built by the culture. Owned by the people who get the joke.
Culture is the treasury.
THE ARCHIVE
The bull doesn't need permission to run. Click to enlarge, right-click to steal.
HOW TO BUY
Four steps between you and maximum conviction.
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GET READY
Use a wallet that works with the Robinhood ecosystem and Pools.trade. Keep your keys offline. Never share your seed phrase.
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FUND IT
Move funds into that wallet. Keep a little extra for network fees so you can actually complete the trade.
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OPEN POOLS.TRADE
Head to Pools.trade — the only launch and trading platform for this project. Confirm the ticker matches when the contract goes live.
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TRADE & NEVER SELL
Swap for $Fling when it’s live. Set slippage sensibly. Then close the app and remember the thesis: bull run again.